I am puke
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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