yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Don't EVER smell your tampon
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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