Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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