It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
