A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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