We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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