How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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