Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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