he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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