Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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