Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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