sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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