Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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