Jerry, you need to find god
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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