U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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