Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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