so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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