I puked a lego.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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