Midget sex pt 2 tonight
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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