awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize