4 words: hood of his car
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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