kristin has been a bad kristin
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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