When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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