You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize