can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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