Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is wine microwaveable?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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