You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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