If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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