my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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