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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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