i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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