just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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