it wasn't lemon gatorade
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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