THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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