Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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