she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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