Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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