Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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