Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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