Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
