I heard we made out
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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