Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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