I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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