A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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