i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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