every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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