VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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