I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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