So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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