I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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