That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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