We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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