I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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