nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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