It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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