After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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